Written by an adoptive parent due to the recent rumors about CCAA slowdown
It's long but totally worth reading!!
Every person in the world liked referrals a lot
But the Grinch absolutely, absolutely did not.
The Grinch hated referrals, the whole referral season
Now, please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right
It could be perhaps , he was always uptight
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small
Whatever the reason, his heart or his head
He hated these rumors that he daily was fed.
Staring down from his home with a sour grinchy frown
At the nurseries being readied in every small town
For he knew every family from right here to right there
Was busy now buying cribs and a new high chair
"And they're buying up diapers," he snarled with a sneer
"This week are referrals, they're practically here."
Then he growled with his grinch fingers nervously drumming
"I MUST find some way to stop referrals from coming."
For this week he knew, all these mommies and dads
Would wake bright and early for referrals they had
And then, Oh the NOISE, oh the noise,
Noise, noise, noise
That's the one thing he hated!
The Noise Noise! Noise! Noise!
Then these people young and old would sit down and cry
And they'd cry and they'd cry, and I don't understand why.
They'd cry over the hair, that stood in the air
Over just a small picture they'd thousand times share
And THEN they'd do something he liked least of all
The mommies and daddies, the tall and the small
Would all share together the pictures received
The hope for this child, they always believed
And the more the grinch thought of the joy this would bring
The more the grinch thought "I must stop this whole thing."
"Why for years I've put up with it now I must stop referrals from coming!
But How?" Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
The Grinch got a wonderful awful idea!
"I know what to do," the grinch laughed in his throat
And he made a quick Fedex hat and a coat.
And he chuckled and clucked, "What a great grinchy plan!"
"With this hat and this coat, I'll look just like the man
All I need is a truck and I'm ready to go
To the homes in Chicago and south Idaho
Then the grinch started his truck and began his trip
To each waiting family he would quietly slip
All the families were waiting, for him to get there
The waiting was something they could hardly bear
When he came to the first house down on the street
A woman attacked him before he got out of his seat.
"Gimme my package!" the woman she cried
And the grinch stood no chance no matter how he tried
"There are no referrals," the grinchy man hissed
Before he was pummeled by a left and right fist.
"What do you mean?" the woman she screamed
"Gimme my referral for this day I have dreamed."
"But the grinch slipped away, a rather tight pinch
If Fedex men could stand it, then so could the grinch.
But you know that old Grinch was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie and thought it up quick
"Why my sweet little lady" the fake Fedex man lied
"They're having some problems on the CCAA side."
"So you'll just have to wait another month or two
And when I get your referral, I'll bring it to you."
And his fib fooled the lady, as tears filled her eyes
As he left he could hear her long sobbing cries.
Then he did the same thing to the other people's homes
Lying about referrals, or writing silly poems
"pooh-pooh to the people" he was grinchishly humming"
They're now finding out no referrals are coming."
Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
Then all the mommies and daddies will all cry "Boo-hoo!"
"That's a noise," grinned the grinch, "That I simply must hear,"
So he paused and the grinch put a hand to his ear
And he did hear a sound from the people below
It started in low and it started to grow
But the sound wasn't sad, why the sound sounded merry
It shouldn't be so, but it was merry! Very!
He stared at the people, the grinch popped his eyes
Then he shook, what he saw, was a shocking surprise.
He hadn't stopped referrals from coming, they came!
Somehow or other they came just the same.
And he puzzled three hours till his puzzler was sore
Then the grinch thought of something he hadn't before
Maybe babies, he thought, don't come from the Fedex cart
Maybe babies they're born right in the heart
And what happened then, well in some town they say
That the grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.
And the grinch brought the referrals back to each one
And now it is time that this journey's begun!
But the Grinch absolutely, absolutely did not.
The Grinch hated referrals, the whole referral season
Now, please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right
It could be perhaps , he was always uptight
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small
Whatever the reason, his heart or his head
He hated these rumors that he daily was fed.
Staring down from his home with a sour grinchy frown
At the nurseries being readied in every small town
For he knew every family from right here to right there
Was busy now buying cribs and a new high chair
"And they're buying up diapers," he snarled with a sneer
"This week are referrals, they're practically here."
Then he growled with his grinch fingers nervously drumming
"I MUST find some way to stop referrals from coming."
For this week he knew, all these mommies and dads
Would wake bright and early for referrals they had
And then, Oh the NOISE, oh the noise,
Noise, noise, noise
That's the one thing he hated!
The Noise Noise! Noise! Noise!
Then these people young and old would sit down and cry
And they'd cry and they'd cry, and I don't understand why.
They'd cry over the hair, that stood in the air
Over just a small picture they'd thousand times share
And THEN they'd do something he liked least of all
The mommies and daddies, the tall and the small
Would all share together the pictures received
The hope for this child, they always believed
And the more the grinch thought of the joy this would bring
The more the grinch thought "I must stop this whole thing."
"Why for years I've put up with it now I must stop referrals from coming!
But How?" Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
The Grinch got a wonderful awful idea!
"I know what to do," the grinch laughed in his throat
And he made a quick Fedex hat and a coat.
And he chuckled and clucked, "What a great grinchy plan!"
"With this hat and this coat, I'll look just like the man
All I need is a truck and I'm ready to go
To the homes in Chicago and south Idaho
Then the grinch started his truck and began his trip
To each waiting family he would quietly slip
All the families were waiting, for him to get there
The waiting was something they could hardly bear
When he came to the first house down on the street
A woman attacked him before he got out of his seat.
"Gimme my package!" the woman she cried
And the grinch stood no chance no matter how he tried
"There are no referrals," the grinchy man hissed
Before he was pummeled by a left and right fist.
"What do you mean?" the woman she screamed
"Gimme my referral for this day I have dreamed."
"But the grinch slipped away, a rather tight pinch
If Fedex men could stand it, then so could the grinch.
But you know that old Grinch was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie and thought it up quick
"Why my sweet little lady" the fake Fedex man lied
"They're having some problems on the CCAA side."
"So you'll just have to wait another month or two
And when I get your referral, I'll bring it to you."
And his fib fooled the lady, as tears filled her eyes
As he left he could hear her long sobbing cries.
Then he did the same thing to the other people's homes
Lying about referrals, or writing silly poems
"pooh-pooh to the people" he was grinchishly humming"
They're now finding out no referrals are coming."
Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
Then all the mommies and daddies will all cry "Boo-hoo!"
"That's a noise," grinned the grinch, "That I simply must hear,"
So he paused and the grinch put a hand to his ear
And he did hear a sound from the people below
It started in low and it started to grow
But the sound wasn't sad, why the sound sounded merry
It shouldn't be so, but it was merry! Very!
He stared at the people, the grinch popped his eyes
Then he shook, what he saw, was a shocking surprise.
He hadn't stopped referrals from coming, they came!
Somehow or other they came just the same.
And he puzzled three hours till his puzzler was sore
Then the grinch thought of something he hadn't before
Maybe babies, he thought, don't come from the Fedex cart
Maybe babies they're born right in the heart
And what happened then, well in some town they say
That the grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.
And the grinch brought the referrals back to each one
And now it is time that this journey's begun!
